You are being assessed.
And a word of warning;
your sloth is going to cost you.
You are being audited
because you failed to report over 25% of your gross lust for this last fiscal year.
An error of that size triggers the audit automatically, you understand.
The US Government thinks no less of you or your math skills.
In fact, the math on your wrath comes out perfectly round to the cent.
I'd say be proud of that, but then your vanity figures would be off.
Your abundant anger was also how we knew your lust was misreported.
How we knew it wasn't negligence.
But 25%? What happened?
Were you getting greedy, not wanting to let any go...
or was that 25% you were trying to forget?
Either way, you were sloppy.
Either way, you've glutted yourself on our tithe,
and we must wring it from you.
I know you don't envy my job,
but it goes both ways;
I don't much envy your heartbreak, either.
Thank you for your continuing cooperation.